anonymouslayabout:

babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.

Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.

Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.

ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.

I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!

You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.

Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

Fact:

Magnums are the exact same width at the base and about the same length, just slightly baggier at the tip.

Fact:

Condoms are made to stretch to 300% of their capacity.

Fact:

There is not that much variation among condom brands, either. 

Fact:

Guys who use the “condoms don’t fit me” excuse to not wear them do not deserve sex, either, and also deserve every STD they catch.

tmi alert

hey okay i really like your blog but you don’t have a penis and really mostly everything babushka-nipples has to say is true. While condoms can fit anyone, that doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly uncomfortable (and in some cases really painful) because, if you haven’t noticed, the entrance part is hard plastic. and it hurts when it’s really tight.

i don’t condone using it as an excuse to have unprotected sex but sometimes it’s just better to find an alternative because yes condoms can fucking hurt when you wear them

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diamond-is-sparkling:

The Kacho is perfect.

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holy-dildo:

death noot

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sylvehun:

holy shit

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hilarious toribash inside joke

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vgjunk:

WWF Smackdown!, PS1.

yeah, fuck you undertaker

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